Despite working stupid long hours today (7am - 6pm, y’all*), having PERFECT HAIR today (I WOKE UP WITH IT LIKE THIS, YOU GUYS), and not eating enough food because I was stuck in a secluded room teaching all day, I still went and did the first CrossFit Games Open WOD this evening.

13.1 is a mother fucking bitch. I just wanted ONE rep at 75#. Just one.



  • 500m row

CrossFit Games Open WOD: 13.1

AMRAP 17:00

  • 40 burpees
  • 30 snatches, 45#
  • 30 burpees
  • 30 snatches, 75#
  • 20 burpees
  • 30 snatches, 105#
  • 10 burpees
  • max rep snatch, 120#

=100 reps (40 burpees, 30 snatches @ 45#, 30 burpees, NADA MÁS)

I knew that would be a suckfest. I pulled the 75# up to my collarbone/chin like 6 times, but there was no way I could get myself under the bar. Too tired. Too much weight. Jumping in weight by THIRTY pounds is stupid silly. No thank you.

Glad it’s over.

Not glad my perfect hair is over.

*Asshole. I’m tired.

  1. gilliansquirtle said: your hair did look marvelous! but oh well, you got shit done. you win!
  2. funnyrunner said: At what point should I stop commenting about how adorable your hair is? Am I registering on the creepy scale yet?
  3. chrystimoreorless said: So pretty! Seriously though, good work! I’m still working up the courage to do it…
  4. therealdubtastic said: Awesome job! I’m hoping that 13.2 is an 8 min AMRAP of 455lb deadlifts.
  5. rookcanrun said: Good work!! I think there is going to be a lot of people at 100 reps! I couldn’t even get the next weight past my hips. It was loltastic.
  6. run-doozer-run said: I still think your hair rocks.
  7. voyagebound said: I LOVE your handwriting.
  8. uhoh-janellio said: Yep. Perfect hair. Yep. Crazy WOD.
  9. beachyrunner said: It really is perfect hair.
  10. captainmudphud said: Learn how to spell “y’all” correctly, you fucking Yankee.
  11. getittogetherg said: Which is the before? So pretty.
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