(1) Nice bathing suit. (I know you’re wearing it because I’m a creep, but: PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN)
(2) You’re more likely to water damage your phone because you think you’re graceful enough to use it in a pool while wearing said bathing suit than you are from your hypothetical tears. Or by dropping it in a toilet… if you know what I mean. (About five people probably know what I mean.) I WENT THERE. 
(3) I don’t believe in coddling you, jerk. I could give the tracker to someone else if it’s too much responsibility for you to handle. Hell, Anna said she’d Tumbl the race while racing it. I’m sure you could Tumbl while crying? That said, I’ll piggyback you for a bit of the course to make it worth your while.
(4) Great hair day, dude.

(1) Nice bathing suit. (I know you’re wearing it because I’m a creep, but: PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN)

(2) You’re more likely to water damage your phone because you think you’re graceful enough to use it in a pool while wearing said bathing suit than you are from your hypothetical tears. Or by dropping it in a toilet… if you know what I mean. (About five people probably know what I mean.) I WENT THERE. 

(3) I don’t believe in coddling you, jerk. I could give the tracker to someone else if it’s too much responsibility for you to handle. Hell, Anna said she’d Tumbl the race while racing it. I’m sure you could Tumbl while crying? That said, I’ll piggyback you for a bit of the course to make it worth your while.

(4) Great hair day, dude.

  1. tallmormon said: You are so sweet and kind. So glad that you are my friend. I will come to you in all my times of need!
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  3. gilliansquirtle said: in love.
  4. kungfucaveman said: Best pic of you EVER!!!!!
  5. thisfearlesslife said: BAHAHAHAA. That is all.
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